Posting this as a letter to myself. Because sarcasm is my love language.
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Things to keep in mind if you’re trying to be a writer of some sort.
Are you writing something right this second? No? What the hell’s the matter with you?
Everyone is having a better day than you. EVERYONE. Accept it.
Hey, guess what? Neil Gaiman already had that idea fifteen years ago.
People REALLY like to point out grammar errors and typos. I mean, seriously, they REALLY REALLY like it. It’s weird.
Your check is probably not in the mail, even though they told you it is.
Yeah, go ahead. Get to bed early. Because a bunch of magical elves will totally finish your work for you while you’re asleep.
Don’t follow your dreams. Your dreams are slow and weak. They should be following you. If they’re not, leave them behind. They’re losers.]
Okay, couldn’t help myself. Awesome, by the way.